echobo:

lasagna is just spaghetti flavored cake

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unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

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blein:

sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST 

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celtic-lady:

becky-fitness:

• Saying no sometimes
• Wanting to be alone sometimes
• Saying no to sex
• Saying yes to sex
• Not being sure about your life career
• Deciding to study instead of going out
• Getting rid of the toxic people in your life
• Ending a relationship that is hurting you
• Not liking the things everyone else likes

I think you mean deciding to go out instead of study. BOOYAH.

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